So I’ve decided that I’m ready to date. Maybe this doesn’t seem too monumental to some, but to the people who know me its huge. I’ve been officially single for over five years. In those five years I sort of dated (i.e. off and on fooled around with) Mike, went on one date with Ovy and had two long conversations with Aaron. Mike is human but he’s damaged, Ovy is smart but spoiled, and Aaron is handsome but I worried he would judge my humanity.
I just want a tall decent looking man with salt and pepper hair who is kind and human and likes Etta James. He has to be smart, bonus points for every president he can name. Where can I meet such a man if one even exists??